Bring Back Andre!!!
Aside from his outstanding scoring skills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Lacroix_%28hockey%29,) the flying frenchman knew how to run a mean Pick -up league in Oakland!!!! May he rest in peace.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Jenna Jameson is HOT!!!!!
Ok that one is for the Kid.....Give the Lem a second to recover. The Pigs in their pursuit for immortality have gotten one step closer. After a hard fought battle on Sunday they have sealed up 4th in the Silver A standings. The Pigs came out gunning in the 4-2 win. " I couldn't believe my eye" Kid was quoted in a post game wrap on The Savage Nation. "My boys went out there without me and stood tall." Was there ever a doubt? Kid was sorely missed on the Blueline but Rosey stepped up banging one in from the blueline. "That had some heat on it and I wasn't getting in front of that" Dino told Mac. Rosey almost the winner of the PIG with his attempted alley OOP but Dino took home the POG with 2 beauties. " I thought I had him hooked up for his 3rd but it just rang off the iron" Herrick told Greenspan via conference call from Torino. The Grizzlies made it a game with 2 breakaways that caught the Lem and Rosey sleeping. Mangler and Frazier did their part with Mangler getting a double minor for being someone who was just as interested in the PUCK as the next guy. "Are you out of your Friggin mind, he has just as much right to Puck as Fast Eddy has to a free night sleep" the Captain was heard telling "Lurch" the elder ref of the nights game. The Pigs managed to show that they can handle the puck in the offensive zone. Minnesota quarterbacked a 5 on 3 that spanned almost 2 minutes in the zone. "We had our chances but just didn't get the breaks" Sota told K Rose benchside. After the final horn the Pigs were treated to all sorts of meats provided by K Rose and family. " How bout those John Holmes sausages" Mangler was quoted grillside. The family day at the rink was one for the ages and will be remebered by all. " I have never seen so many kids at one game" Fast Eddy was heard telling Mangler. Yes we had our fan base and yes we gave them a show. Now take these next 3 weeks and get ready for the final stretch. The playoffs are just around the corner and this time the Pigs will hoist the banner. One last thing, is it possible that the Kid will not lead in PIM's? In a phone interview after the game with the Lem Kid was quoted "if I can get my 2 year old to show me some steel cage match moves like the one she threw on me then maybe just maybe I can make up some lost ground on the Mangler."
Monday, February 13, 2006
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Pigs add new player!!!!
Emortal Elders meet again and decide to add new player to the Puck Pigs!!! Please welcome Billy Batson to our team. His special skills should help our power-play. The best part is he has his own motorhome so we can finally organize a trip to Vegas with Marsella!
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/462-shazam/
Mac.
Emortal Elders meet again and decide to add new player to the Puck Pigs!!! Please welcome Billy Batson to our team. His special skills should help our power-play. The best part is he has his own motorhome so we can finally organize a trip to Vegas with Marsella!
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/462-shazam/
Mac.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Big Dubya for the Mighty Pigs
So the Kid has let the Lem handle this weeks posting. Gotta say I am no where near the literary icon as the Kid but hey we have to learn to crawl before we can walk right? Well as usual the Mighty Pig Nation was on hand thanks to PG's folks rolling in from Calgary. "You call that hockey, I call that a nail biter" touted Father PG. "I thought I was looking at the Flames out there on a Stanley Cup run" Mother PG was quoted telling the Daily News in Calgary. "The boys really showed me something out there tonight" goaltender Jeff was heard telling his wife via cellphone. Some of the Pigs gotta a little down early thinking that Jeff thought we might be playing shuffleboard as opposed to ice hockey. He will be the first to tell you that a few got by that should have been saved. "I think he just got confused out there being the net was moved up about 5 feet" quoted Minnesota. Where was Pittsburgh? Oh yeah basking in the glow of the Bus' man sauce. Justin was MIA on Sunday but after a group vote the Pigs decided to let him play on Sunday vs. the Grizzy Horseman with no fine to be incurred except maybe some Fast Eddy money. After a dismal 2 periods the Pigs finally found a way with an inspiring talk from team captain Mac. "You can do it" echoed the Points leader for the Pigs. The Pigs took advantage of a 5 on 3 and Rosey buried it early. "That got the party started" Herrick said. "The Mangler was doing his best Bobby Orr impersonation by posting a pair of assists" K Rose was heard telling the Lem Q side. Now if the Pigs could remember to bring their A game on the 12th this could be the run of all runs heading into the playoffs. The Pigs are hoping that the one month layoff following Sundays game will be the spark and road to healing that they need. One thing to keep in mind though all you faithful Pig followers....The Kid may seem quiet and peaceful on the exterior but boy can he pack a wallup. I counted 3 beheadings Al-Quaida style in the first period alone. Be safe my Swine and see you for family day at the arena on Sunday.
Goaltender Jeff earns the first PIG award for his Bill Buckner ole in the 1st period. Congrats!
So the Kid has let the Lem handle this weeks posting. Gotta say I am no where near the literary icon as the Kid but hey we have to learn to crawl before we can walk right? Well as usual the Mighty Pig Nation was on hand thanks to PG's folks rolling in from Calgary. "You call that hockey, I call that a nail biter" touted Father PG. "I thought I was looking at the Flames out there on a Stanley Cup run" Mother PG was quoted telling the Daily News in Calgary. "The boys really showed me something out there tonight" goaltender Jeff was heard telling his wife via cellphone. Some of the Pigs gotta a little down early thinking that Jeff thought we might be playing shuffleboard as opposed to ice hockey. He will be the first to tell you that a few got by that should have been saved. "I think he just got confused out there being the net was moved up about 5 feet" quoted Minnesota. Where was Pittsburgh? Oh yeah basking in the glow of the Bus' man sauce. Justin was MIA on Sunday but after a group vote the Pigs decided to let him play on Sunday vs. the Grizzy Horseman with no fine to be incurred except maybe some Fast Eddy money. After a dismal 2 periods the Pigs finally found a way with an inspiring talk from team captain Mac. "You can do it" echoed the Points leader for the Pigs. The Pigs took advantage of a 5 on 3 and Rosey buried it early. "That got the party started" Herrick said. "The Mangler was doing his best Bobby Orr impersonation by posting a pair of assists" K Rose was heard telling the Lem Q side. Now if the Pigs could remember to bring their A game on the 12th this could be the run of all runs heading into the playoffs. The Pigs are hoping that the one month layoff following Sundays game will be the spark and road to healing that they need. One thing to keep in mind though all you faithful Pig followers....The Kid may seem quiet and peaceful on the exterior but boy can he pack a wallup. I counted 3 beheadings Al-Quaida style in the first period alone. Be safe my Swine and see you for family day at the arena on Sunday.
Goaltender Jeff earns the first PIG award for his Bill Buckner ole in the 1st period. Congrats!
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Friday, February 03, 2006
WHAT THE FU@#
Ok here is the deal. The Sharks let the Lem and Mangler down. Did we learn some things.....Yes we did. Get the puck deep early you Sons a bitches. After a few drafts and some Buritos the star pairing of the Mangler and the Lem had a vision....in the words of Mac the Great "Don't waste my speed get it deep early." Mangler and Lem made a pack (no it wasn't an anal pack) to help Mac and the rest of the frontline look good on the stat sheet and we will gain the blueline and let you fools run under it. Dino was heard saying "show me don't tell me." I hope he means that about sending the puck in not the size of the Lem's hole after a pseudo pounding by Mangler(see Kids attachment).
On a more serios note my Pig Nation Swine I think it is time to rebirth an old friend....We need throwback jersey night. I am in favor of doing this the following game. Might be just the kick we need. More to follow and remember to always use the force.
Ok here is the deal. The Sharks let the Lem and Mangler down. Did we learn some things.....Yes we did. Get the puck deep early you Sons a bitches. After a few drafts and some Buritos the star pairing of the Mangler and the Lem had a vision....in the words of Mac the Great "Don't waste my speed get it deep early." Mangler and Lem made a pack (no it wasn't an anal pack) to help Mac and the rest of the frontline look good on the stat sheet and we will gain the blueline and let you fools run under it. Dino was heard saying "show me don't tell me." I hope he means that about sending the puck in not the size of the Lem's hole after a pseudo pounding by Mangler(see Kids attachment).
On a more serios note my Pig Nation Swine I think it is time to rebirth an old friend....We need throwback jersey night. I am in favor of doing this the following game. Might be just the kick we need. More to follow and remember to always use the force.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
2/2/06 Brokeback Mountain meets the Pigs:
Lemon and Mangler's on the ice relationship taking them to the next level. Here we capture Lemon preparing for his date with Metro Mangler. Congrats guys!
I would also like to Welcome Lemon (AKA AnalBleacher) to the wonderful world of Blogging Pig style. His feature article is below.
Lemon and Mangler's on the ice relationship taking them to the next level. Here we capture Lemon preparing for his date with Metro Mangler. Congrats guys!
I would also like to Welcome Lemon (AKA AnalBleacher) to the wonderful world of Blogging Pig style. His feature article is below.
Mangler and Lem to get some pointers.....
The Lem and Mangler will be following the Platinum Icons this evening at the Tank. The 2 top defensemen are looking to get that oh so needed spark to get the Pigs back to .500 The Mangler has been working on his crossover technique from Cunny Master to Team leader in PIM's. The Lem trying to get Mangler to send out a spread sheet on the do's and don'ts at the blueline but to no avail. After Kate's most inspiring posting to the Pig Nation "the Blue Liners of the Pigs have something to prove" said an undisclosed Pig. "I will make myself known by my play on the ice not off it" said the Kid who guaranteed 2 goals this go round with the Black Dogs.
In other news it is sad to report that the Warriors had to let their top PR man go for "Insensitive e mails" regarding Ghetto Prom. The Pigs hope to bring this man on board as their new equipment manager but contracts have stalled due to the lack of African Americans being represented on the Pigs. One source close to the Pigs said "it is only a matter of time before the Pigs get goal scorer Mo Howell in the line up and when that happens you are gonna see some real magic." Mo has been courted by many other teams and still remains MIA. The word on the street is that Greenspan and his Malibu Wildcats have made a pitch to the stellar forward. Who is next Minnesota and Pittsburgh???? I don't think so.
The Lem and Mangler will be following the Platinum Icons this evening at the Tank. The 2 top defensemen are looking to get that oh so needed spark to get the Pigs back to .500 The Mangler has been working on his crossover technique from Cunny Master to Team leader in PIM's. The Lem trying to get Mangler to send out a spread sheet on the do's and don'ts at the blueline but to no avail. After Kate's most inspiring posting to the Pig Nation "the Blue Liners of the Pigs have something to prove" said an undisclosed Pig. "I will make myself known by my play on the ice not off it" said the Kid who guaranteed 2 goals this go round with the Black Dogs.
In other news it is sad to report that the Warriors had to let their top PR man go for "Insensitive e mails" regarding Ghetto Prom. The Pigs hope to bring this man on board as their new equipment manager but contracts have stalled due to the lack of African Americans being represented on the Pigs. One source close to the Pigs said "it is only a matter of time before the Pigs get goal scorer Mo Howell in the line up and when that happens you are gonna see some real magic." Mo has been courted by many other teams and still remains MIA. The word on the street is that Greenspan and his Malibu Wildcats have made a pitch to the stellar forward. Who is next Minnesota and Pittsburgh???? I don't think so.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
2/1/06: Elders Emerge, Kate Reaches Out to The Pigs
Little Kate McClure addressed the Pig Nation Elders last night in an effort to keep Pig Nation parties alive despite declining on ice performance. Dressed in full Pig regalia her "Win at all cost, loosing is not acceptable!" speech was too much for the Nation Elders and the prohibition motion was rejected. Later, emerging from the secret meeting location, Kate shouted to the press: "Let it rain beer and dogs for all!"
Little Kate McClure addressed the Pig Nation Elders last night in an effort to keep Pig Nation parties alive despite declining on ice performance. Dressed in full Pig regalia her "Win at all cost, loosing is not acceptable!" speech was too much for the Nation Elders and the prohibition motion was rejected. Later, emerging from the secret meeting location, Kate shouted to the press: "Let it rain beer and dogs for all!"
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