TMac puts on his bra!

The only medal that mattered!

The Eh Team

Puck Pigs take target practice.

Top shelf!

iPig to surface in 2^nd half of winter season?

Rumors are swirling amongst locker rooms and benches that the perennial favorite OIC Puck Pigs are about to announce the much-anticipated iPig.

Little is known about the origin or application of the iPig except that it is creating a ton of buzz as the must have addition to any hockey team.

Some think it’s a tool to help organize team beer and meat assignments. Others are speculating on some new stick technology capable of increasing shot speed and berry taping ability.

Few members of the Puck Pigs will discuss the matter as the team has a history of keeping their talents and secrets close to the vest.

In order to appreciate the magnitude an iPig could have on the team, it’s worth looking at a brief history of the Puck Pig organization.

This relatively average hockey club was able to initially enjoy some on ice success when it introduced the original Mac. This player was able to provide some above average efficiency but quickly became slow and obsolete as other teams upgraded their speed.

The second generation of the Mac, creatively called the tMac, instantly catapulted the Puck Pigs to an overnight sensation. This player was a huge improvement over it’s predecessor boasting superior speed, durability and reliability. The tMac quickly became the envy of the league with his killer App slap shot. Other teams scrambled to adjust their product line but have been unable to match the quality performance of the tMac.

It’s worth noting that in an effort to stay young and hip the Puck Pigs acquired an xBox for additional scoring. The team quickly realized however that an xBox is too one-dimensional. While recognized as a gaming leader for scoring the xBox lacks the back checking ability of a faster and quicker tMac product.

Which bring us full circle to the rumored iPig.

This Editor is hoping that the iPig will be a tool to help with meat and beer assignment accountability and not just be a revamp of the tired over 40 pot bellied player trying to relive his younger days on the ice. All we need is another player who looks flashy on the outside in new shinny socks and a clean sweater but needs handholding when it comes to providing post game libations.

EXTRA: Check back in on next weeks BLOG when we discuss the impact of the original analog Mac product the PA-PI57 and how it helped shape the potential of the modern day tMac.

Fast Eddy makes an appearance on American Idol!

What happened???

OIC shower!

Lot's more fun at www.thereifixedit.com

Pigs Open the 2009 Summer Pre-Season; Kid Hangs with Milan.

The second strangest thing you'll ever see has happened!
The #1 seeded Pigs lose to the #8 seeded Fairy Dogs. Dark days indeed.

A hockey player and an ugly dude!

Really?

January 13, 2009: Pigs Punish the Praire Dogs 7-3

When Mac wanted to “get the lines straight” I have to admit I gave him the ole eyeball roll. I was waiting for him to introduce the power play and penalty kill lines as well however he’s smarter than that. One thing is for sure that our Captain had a great game last night skating with the #1 line of Box & Tmac. The trio combined to pot all 7 goals and all of them were “purrty.” It wasn’t all sunshine for the golden boys however as they got burned on several occasions by the boyz in blue pants. Checking line RW and Director of Player Recruitment and Contracts Jack Mangler mused “quit sucking each others dicks out there and pick up the guy in the middle.” Should have said it louder as I still don’t think they got Papi’s memo…Golden Boyz…lol. The aging #2 line of Obus (1998 Hart Trophy), Kid, and Lemon ( Lady Byng 1996, 1998, 2000 - 2007) did their job by club housing a neutral +/- for the night. The Checking line of Mangler, Herrick, and CCC Firefighter of the year KROSE lost sight of the boyz in blue pants with :03 left on the clock to knock them down to a -1 on the night. “Krose was spent after the warm-up” line mate Herrick complained of his fellow firefighter briefly after the 1st shift of the game. Clearly he didn’t get a Wii Fit for Christmas. No need to mention the defense or goaltending as they know what they did and it was awesome.

Player Updates:

• Tall Gary Still Unemployed yet playing great Defense. His golden parachute will be exhausted in 2013 so please plan on contributing to his “buy Piedmont” plan. Whatever you can give.
• David Greenspan sighted in the jungles of Puru: That’s right….our own David Greenspan spent Christmas in Puru.
• RPM builds the best kitchens…really…look no further than Lemon’s house. He sharpens skates on the side as well. He recommends the 5/16 cut during the winter months…
• Pipes (injured reserve – Knee) should be back on the ice next Tuesday and hoping to keep his seat as the #1 goaltender
• Miller (C.H.U.D.S) has been added to Dickipedia