6/15/06

There a few things out of place last Thursday night when the Pigs fell to vVault 4-2:

1) New Referee (black guy...not getting all racial here...just identifying). Dino...any comments on his officiating?

2) Captain Mac not at the game. Instead he was home icing his balls due to a recent Vasectomy.

3) Fast Eddy's been replaced with a more environmentally friendly and courteous gentleman named "Inspiration" Mike. We gotta get this guy working our bench.

4) Jimmy's seems to be loosing Thursday night business to the nightclub down the street. If Oakland PD didn't roll the Pigs and the team drinking beers next to us would have been outnumbered by natives 3-1. Normally this would not be an issue however Fraser was not in the house.