Friday, September 14, 2007

Pigs Route Blue in the 1st round...


In a very spirited battle the Pigs went on to take the first step in honoring their proud championship legacy. Greenspan's words could be heard from the 405 in Santa Monica "2-1-2". "Nobody leaves the Flash alone." This line of thinking helped and inspired long time Pigs Herrick and the Kid. Being as Papi never met Greenie he took the Kids word on it and shut the Flip down in the circle. Papi could be heard telling Herrick "all you need to do is take the heel of your stick in the circle and come down on the top of his boot.....that really hurts let me tell ya." Herrick in his constant willingness to improve his game took the advice under advisement.



Nice Router

Aside from Captain Mac taking "Router" player of the game honors, the real story of the night though had to come from none other than T Mac. I think his skate box was seen outside of the rink in the parking lot. Those are some nifty skates. Not only did he net 2 hat tricks but he let Dino know he is ready to take their relationship to the next level. All Pigs were lucky enough to hear T Macs throws of love at Dino "I really like your stick." Awwww! Dino was not fast to reciprocate but he was concerned enough to ask T how his neck was after getting tomahawked in the 3rd.



The D played strong for the first 2 periods.....Ok maybe the last 1:15 of the 2nd is where the wheels came off. Lemon got the ball rolling for the Blues with his nifty one timer to the Flash who buried it far side on Pipes. Lemon picked his dick up off the ice and decided to give the Blues a real chance when he whiffed on a backhand pass that would have left him all alone with the Blues goalie....oh yeah that was the goal that tied it up. Not to be outdone Tall MF Gary decided enough was enough and thought that there was a rule change and figured 6 otta do it....nice try. The one true highlight on D was Mangler lining up the Flash and reminding him this is how the Pigs roll. Pistol Pete played strong on the blueline and let Lem know it's OK to pull an Anal Bleacher from time to time but not in the playoffs.


The Pigs with the help of our Northerly Brethren took the team to the next level. After a 3-3 score the boys went to work and netted 4 goals in about 4 minutes. Papi could be seen lining up the dumkoff after getting the go ahead lamp lighter. That was a fine fist pump I must say. Don't forget though that he scored it with a 2 man advantage to the Blue. Well my friends it is off to the next hurdle and that will be to get Lemon some real lumber....Sherwood baby. Lem was seen at Station 9 in Pacheco throwing bombs or should I say bebe's with his old Aluminum trying to get ready for the Black Dogs. See you all Thursday and be safe out there. Remember wider is better. I'ahua Naula.

-Lem

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