4/17: Ex Pig Wins A Championship of His Own

Pig great Greenie finally lived up to all the hype following his blockbuster trade to the Los Angeles Global Warmers back in 2005. If you recall the Pig front office sent Greenie packing for little more than a 6 pack of Coors Light after years of misapproriating team funds. "Seems the fees kept going up yet Dave never drank Beer or gave money to Fast Eddy" said one unidentified Pig who spoke only on grounds that his identity be protected. "Just didn't believe in Beer or Bums" said another. Regardless Dave's hockey skills were never in question. "There never was or never will be a 'shawdow' as good as Dave...he's the best." It only took 3 years for Greenie to showcase these skills for the underdog Global Warmers in the 2008 playoff series that had the team locked up in shootout. The GW were down to their 9th skater after OT and the first 8 skaters couldn't decide a winner. The coach gave Greenie the nod and he lit the lamp. Word has it Greenie drank a neer beer after the game. Congrats Dave!