1/19: Coz, Pigs down Greyhounds 4-2

Cinderella Story: In a story that spans three continents, two religions, and one poltergiest the Pigs Pigs defeate the goliath Greyhounds in what will rank in the top 5 Pig victories of all time.

We start in North America, T minus 2:00 hours to game time and all the 6th place Pigs could muster muster is 5 skaters (Mangler, Kid, Dino, PittsBurg Justin, & Minnesota Scott) to line up against the mighty 1st place Greyhounds. With his sweet (and hot) asian wife listening in, Pigs General Manager Mangler pics up his cell phone, steps out on the porch (reception issues) and starts recruiting. 1st call: Tall MF Gary...answering machine says"wine me, dine me, 69 me." Mangler turns to his wife and says "fuck...who can we call wife...the Pigs need you...think woman." Think she did! "Call that badass Czech muthafucker I went to High School with...he can send the non-English speaking T-bore and perhaps another." After a few minutes of cell phone magic Mangler shouts: "Hot damn wife! We now have 7 Pigs...and if Dino can secure the services of "Mike" we've got ourselves a team and you my dear just earned a week of Cunny!"

T minus :20 mintues to game time the locker room is dark, damp, and filled with dread as Pigs Mangler, Kid, Jeff and Justin wonder where the Czechs, Minnesota and Dino are. "Has anyone seen Tall MF Gary?" With that in walks Tbore, his friend, and the interpretor that went to school with Manglers wife. "We're Here". Soon after Mike and Minnesota show up...no Dino (he showed up a few minutes later giving us the strenght of 8). As the seven of us exit the locker room the Kid asks that we take a moment of silence.

T minus :30 seconds to the puck drop Team Captain Dino takes charge "who's on Defense?" "Kid and Mangler"..."ok cool then, 2 lines up!"

1st Period:
T plus 1:30 mintues: Kid comes to the bench..."we need a third defensemen...my dogs are tired."
T plus 7:32 mintues: Greyhounds score on a power play goal and take a 1-0 lead.
T plus 12:12 minutes: Greyhounds score on a power play goal and take a 2-0 lead. "Let's run up the score" one Greyhound shouts to his team mates

Dino/Jeff address the team in between periods...something like "Where the fuck is tall Gary".

2nd Period:
T plus 8:58 minutes: Number 15 Grayhounds takes a run at the Kid and gets a roughing call in our defensive zone. Mike says to him "someone is getting tired"...seems the 8 Pig skaters start to take control by playing position, passing, and puck pressure. Moments later Mike burries a goal...Pigs trail 2 to 1 yet completely dominate possession, shots, and scoring chances.

3rd Period:
T plus :40 seconds: Minnesota Scott with a tripple deek...we're all locked up at 2's.
T plus 3:58 minutes: Minnesota Scott roofs one...Pigs lead 3-2.
T plus 12:01 minutes: Dino unholsters his 45, descends into the tunnel and flushes out "Charlie" with a back breaker...Pigs lead 4-2.

Horn sounds...Pigs win 4-2 in an amazing game!

After the game Mangler asks the kid..."what was with the moment of silence"..."Coz...we needed a 9th skater so the best I could do was invoke the spirit of the best position playing Pig of all time...Coz!

Hell of a game fellas!

Anyone heard from Tall MF Gary?

Next Game: 1/24/06 (Sunday)
Pigs @ Black Ice (oly)
Bitches: Kid, Jeff, Herrick
Meat Puppet: Lemon (roll over as grill was cancelled due to rain)
Fast Eddy: Rosey