Pigs Lose 3-0 to Mavericks: Greenspan Diplomacy to blame

In a move simply known as "Greenspan Diplomacy" the Pigs volunteered to change jerseys from Black to White prior to the initial puck drop in order to accommodate the needs to our dark Blue only opponents. It seems the Pigs willingness to bend over backwards as a means of allowing the visiting team to feel "comfortable" was instrumental in the Mavericks 2nd period assault accounting for all three of their goals in a span of 1:47. "We knew once they agreed to change sweaters after we told em' we only had dark Blue that they were soft. Given the right circumstances we knew we could exploit and win the game" an unidentified Maverick reported after the game. Even the Referee's were overheard between periods "changing jerseys is for pussies." Recent illegal wiretapping and has revealed that ex pig Coach Greenspan has been clandestinely leading the Mavericks since week 3 and instructed the team to only sport the dark Blue jerseys as a means to undermine Pig confidence.

Pig Ears:

*Pigs level off to 5-5-1 after a tough loss. The return of Mo and Marsella not enough get past Greenie’s Mavericks.
*Mac almost decapitated by an unidentified Maverick in move described only as “I’ve never seen anything like it.”
*Dino taking names and cracking skulls after the Mac incident making past and present “Tunnel Rats” proud.
*Quote of the night: “Are you guys kidding” - Tall MF Gary to the Kid when told he should give Fast Eddy some money as the team’s Fast Eddy delegate for the 1/12 game.
*Pics courtesy Minnesota Scott (I was only able to post one...I'm working on that).

Next game: 1/17/06: Pigs (6th place, 5-5-1) @ Greyhounds (1st place, 8-2-1) 9:00pm (NHL)
>Beer Bitches: Herrick, Kid, Jeff
>Fast Eddy: Rosie
>Meat Puppet: Lemon (Lem will be handing off his meat to the Mangler). For anyone who is concerned Lemon is comfortably resting with his Marbles on Ice after a successful “snip” this afternoon. Good luck to you with the Lemon!