A few notes and messages from the squad:

A message from Tall Gary's former Youth Hockey Coach, Jules Winnfield. "Just cause you look like the Gimp don't mean you have to play like the Gimp." Enjoy the video.

Winter Season Creed (thank you Lemon):

I,________, promise never to be outhustled. I will play both ends of the ice, fight for every loose puck. I will sacrifice my body for my team. I will always choose grit over flash, substance over style. I will work, and sweat, and suffer, so that-come game time-my team can shine. I am a PUCK PIG hockey player!

Pig Addendums (thank you Longshore):

If I am the puppet - I will not forget to bring the meat.

If I am the bitch - I will not forget to bring the beer.

And the Herrick clause:
I will not shoot on my own goalie.

And the Lemon clause (Kid edit from Longshore's original):
I will make a break-out pass up the middle of the ice (as that is were the forward should be).
I will not pass to an opposing high slot player (Lemon Drop).

And the Dino clause:
I will choose hockey over Oprah.

As well as the Mac clause:
I will choose hockey over Fleetwood Mac.

And the Frasier clause:
I will stay off my damn motorcycle.

And the Mangler clause:
I will choose hockey over the HAW.

Finally the Longshore clause:
I will not take offensive zone penalties
I will not pick on guys bigger than me.
I will get a tatoo on my ass that says "it's never to late to get back on defense."