Head Butts...we don't need no stinkin' head butts.

So it was on the 7th day the Lord rested and looked and marveled at what he had created. I'm thinking head buttin' cageless hockey players wasn't one of them. The Pigs rolled in typical Swine fashion. It started out with an early game that many Pigs aren't use to so what did the boys in black do......Dominate Short for a majority of the game. Pipes got a late start out of the locker room with only 1:34 to warm up. Steve decided to covet the holiest of seats and cop a squat in Pipes normal place. I do believe seating assignments for Swine can be found in our by-laws page 2 paragraph 3 line 7. Anyway, it seemed to put Pipes in the right mind set. Not only did he stone the "Flash" he made him look like a rented player FOB (Fresh of the Boat) from Manila. The ice seemed a bit uneven the first period with the Mavericks dominating on the shot clock and overall chances. The fact that Dennis strained his Vulva in warm ups didn't help the guys playing Center....oh I mean Rob. Dennis in typical Wisconsin grit sucked it up and made a hell of a game. Nice work Longshore. The newest member to the squad Mo chiseled his name in fine Pig fashion. He has now shown all that it ain't the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog. After Mo was repeatedly hacked and slashed he decided to rectify a wrong and make it right, unfortunately the CAGE MAN had his own plans.....Can you say Head Butt to a cageless player. Mo and T Mac now have more in common than they thought, horseshoe scars....NICE! Well back to the action. The game pretty much stayed a 1-1 stalemate through most of the shenanigans until Papi decided to show the Mavericks what true punishment is. Lets just say that Papi went back to the days of glory when a cup check meant you were dating and an elbow to the chops meant your were liked but not loved. Papi found himself an early way to the showers for reasons most are still unsure of. He is taking the next few games off to recon the Pacific Isles for more to unleash his wrath. Now the Pigs are down Mo (Major for slashing), Papi (playing hard) and TMAC, PG, TG, DINO, MAGLER (??????). So that leaves Mac, Lem, Kid, Dennis, K Rose, Robb, RPM to handle a 5 on 3 for 5 minutes. Mind you there is only 5:55 left in the game and it is nutlocked at 1. Well enter RPM and his Ginsu.....For those who were there, you know. Those that weren't know that his edges on his skates are SHARP. Glove side end to end killin' a 5 on 3.....Priceless. The only thing that wasn't in the Pig Plan was a High Stick by the Mavs to knock one down and bury it on Pipes who did all he could to help secure RPM's game winner. The score ended 2-2 but by Moral victory standards Pigs 10 Mavs 2. Thanks to Magler for sending out the recent recon on our newest target Kevin Arabejo (Flip Flash). T Mac can teach him a thing or two about keeping your feet. And yes Papi the Pacheco Library called me and told me to not keep overdue books it takes away from us all. See you all next Tuesday for a little Prarie Dog action on the big ice.