Tuesday, February 14, 2006


Jenna Jameson is HOT!!!!!

Ok that one is for the Kid.....Give the Lem a second to recover. The Pigs in their pursuit for immortality have gotten one step closer. After a hard fought battle on Sunday they have sealed up 4th in the Silver A standings. The Pigs came out gunning in the 4-2 win. " I couldn't believe my eye" Kid was quoted in a post game wrap on The Savage Nation. "My boys went out there without me and stood tall." Was there ever a doubt? Kid was sorely missed on the Blueline but Rosey stepped up banging one in from the blueline. "That had some heat on it and I wasn't getting in front of that" Dino told Mac. Rosey almost the winner of the PIG with his attempted alley OOP but Dino took home the POG with 2 beauties. " I thought I had him hooked up for his 3rd but it just rang off the iron" Herrick told Greenspan via conference call from Torino. The Grizzlies made it a game with 2 breakaways that caught the Lem and Rosey sleeping. Mangler and Frazier did their part with Mangler getting a double minor for being someone who was just as interested in the PUCK as the next guy. "Are you out of your Friggin mind, he has just as much right to Puck as Fast Eddy has to a free night sleep" the Captain was heard telling "Lurch" the elder ref of the nights game. The Pigs managed to show that they can handle the puck in the offensive zone. Minnesota quarterbacked a 5 on 3 that spanned almost 2 minutes in the zone. "We had our chances but just didn't get the breaks" Sota told K Rose benchside. After the final horn the Pigs were treated to all sorts of meats provided by K Rose and family. " How bout those John Holmes sausages" Mangler was quoted grillside. The family day at the rink was one for the ages and will be remebered by all. " I have never seen so many kids at one game" Fast Eddy was heard telling Mangler. Yes we had our fan base and yes we gave them a show. Now take these next 3 weeks and get ready for the final stretch. The playoffs are just around the corner and this time the Pigs will hoist the banner. One last thing, is it possible that the Kid will not lead in PIM's? In a phone interview after the game with the Lem Kid was quoted "if I can get my 2 year old to show me some steel cage match moves like the one she threw on me then maybe just maybe I can make up some lost ground on the Mangler."

2 comments:

Kid said...

Nice work. Love the eye candy.

kid

Costa Rica Chica said...

You think that's hot? You should read her book. It was quite the read of tantalizing escapades and drugs. I didn't learn how to make love like a porn star, but I did learn how to charge for it. Here's a tip...never agree to make change. If they can't bring the right amount, guess who's walking out with a tip!?