Mangler and Lem to get some pointers.....


The Lem and Mangler will be following the Platinum Icons this evening at the Tank. The 2 top defensemen are looking to get that oh so needed spark to get the Pigs back to .500 The Mangler has been working on his crossover technique from Cunny Master to Team leader in PIM's. The Lem trying to get Mangler to send out a spread sheet on the do's and don'ts at the blueline but to no avail. After Kate's most inspiring posting to the Pig Nation "the Blue Liners of the Pigs have something to prove" said an undisclosed Pig. "I will make myself known by my play on the ice not off it" said the Kid who guaranteed 2 goals this go round with the Black Dogs.

In other news it is sad to report that the Warriors had to let their top PR man go for "Insensitive e mails" regarding Ghetto Prom. The Pigs hope to bring this man on board as their new equipment manager but contracts have stalled due to the lack of African Americans being represented on the Pigs. One source close to the Pigs said "it is only a matter of time before the Pigs get goal scorer Mo Howell in the line up and when that happens you are gonna see some real magic." Mo has been courted by many other teams and still remains MIA. The word on the street is that Greenspan and his Malibu Wildcats have made a pitch to the stellar forward. Who is next Minnesota and Pittsburgh???? I don't think so.