3/12: Eight wasn't Enough as the Jets routed the Pigs 7-1

Talk of Flo-bies and Mullets wasn't enough to motivate the Pigs to their 10th win of the season as only 8 Pigs showed up to take on the United Jets. "Won't be at the game tonight...good luck guys" was all Herrick, a designated beer bitch for the 3/12 game, could muster via e-mail just hours before the game. Fucker. Anyway here's the Eight Insn't Enough Cast from last night's game:

>Mary - Mangler. This bitch was tough as nails on the show and probably best aligns with Mangler's "senior" status
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>David - Lemon. I think there was an episode where David, despite his macho exterier, got hurt and spat up some blood.


>Joanie - Rosie. Always coming up with brilliant ideas like "let's give Kid a mullet."


>Nancy - Kid. Kinda clumsy on the ice but hot w/ tons of flowing blonde hair!


>Elizabeth - Fraser. Elizabeth like Fraser was into strange hats with "Greenie" likenesses (not shown here).


>Suzen - Dino. She married Merle the Pearl...Merle and Dino are two peas in a a pod


>Tommy - Minnesota. Fiesty...always mixing it up with the authorities.


>Nicholas - Mac. Doppelgangers.