3/6/06: Grateful Dead, Gay Cowboys, Tall Gary, and less...

Behind 53 shots on net the Pigs were able to pick up a 7-3 victory over the visiting Bulldogs last night in Oakland. The Pigs scoring was lead by Minnesota Scott who said in retrospect of his first Pig hat trick "all I really wanted was that 'Steal Your Puck' t-shirt." The Pig opponents really didn't put up much resistance to the Shock & Awe tactics employed by Pig Captain Mac who chipped in a pair of red lights. "I really wanted Brokeback Mountain to win" whimpered Bulldog captain #75, the 265 pounder whoes playing style has been paralleled with that of a beached whale (for more information on why some whales beach themselves see Darwin). It was that kind of night...the kind of night where Oscar snubbed the homosexual goliath in favor of hate, the kind of night where Tall Gary showed up, the kind of night where Dino forgot the meat, the kind of night where Fraser forgot the beer, the kind of night where Mrs. Mangler called to remind him not to fondle team-mates in the shower (again), the kind of night where Pittsburg Justin couldn't find a Bart Station or a mullet, the kind of night where the last three Pigs felt safe to drink one last beer in Oakland despite the recent murders. All in all good times.


This is the guy who didn't bring the meat!


Another Look at Family Night...Team McClure could be tough to beat in 2013. Fast Eddy is willing to coach.