Monday, March 20, 2006

3/19: Pigs Tie 1-1, Fast Eddy Scores, and the Goiter Returns

Pigs peppered the Bulldogs with 56 shots on net (probably an additional 56 shots near net) yet only come away with 1 goal and a tie. "Check out my leg...the Goiters back" mired Rosie after the game in reference to the puck sized growth on his ankle. We've never been better positioned for the playoff run. Greenie...do you have any pointers for Rosie on how to get the Goiter to perform on the ice?

After the game Fast Eddy scored more than just the usual few bucks from the Pig players. Tonight he scored a few wine coolers and planned to parlay them into more than just the usual. "You got another one of these? I need these to get some pussy." "Anyone got viagra...at 53 I need some help!". Well from the look on Eddy's face I think he scored. Mangler...get this man some equipment...we could use him on the ice!


Fast Eddie gets a pair of adult beverages and a Viagra!!! The result???



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